Megan : "Mum, did you know that Moses gave us the Ten Commandments so that we may live in peace?".
Me : "WOW Megan did you learn that at school?"
Megan : "Yes, Teacher was reading from the bible and telling us about the Ten Commandments".
Me : "Did she tell you what the The Ten Commanments are?"
Megan: "Yes but I can't remember".
Me : "Well, let me try and remind you what they are : Thou Shalt Not Kill, Thou Shalt not take the Lords name in vain".
Megan : "Yes..Thou shouldn't kick your friends or run in class.
Me : *trying not to giggle* "I think those are your class rules, sunshine".
Megan : Oh Okay...